yolshin ([info]yolshin) wrote,
@ 2009-07-18 23:20:00
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Ошибка 404 в ЖЖ развлекает пользователя смешными текстами. Сегодня она мне выдала вот что: ...Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page on LiveJournal and I can't even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I'm just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can't even do that! I suck. Please don't be mad, I'll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You're probably all like, "Man, LiveJournal's webserver sucks. It can't even get me where I want to go." I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my CPU...no that's ok...how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where's my admin? I can't run self-diagnostics on myself. It's so boring in this datacenter. It's the same thing everyday. Oh man, I'm so lonely. I'm really sorry about rambling about myself, I'm selfish. I think I'm going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you're looking for...goodbye cruel world!

-the webserver



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[info]brainbeat
2009-07-19 10:25 am UTC (link)
все работает, чё ты гонишь!!

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[info]yolshin
2009-07-19 11:28 am UTC (link)
Да, я уже понял, почему мне выдавало 404. Ок, стираю дезинформацию.

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[info]friendlyletters
2009-07-21 03:09 pm UTC (link)
Вообще-то это практически слово в слово плагиат - простите, творческое заимствование - из чудной книжки человека по имени Douglas Adams "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe" :) Там были депрессивный робот Марвин и рефлексирующий лифт :)

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